i can’t wait to never wear harem pants.
eyeshadow stickers? ew. →
i'm too impatient!
my ebay stuff is STILL up, and I just want it to sell already!! haha it’s driving me insane.
selling a TON of stuff of mine on ebay… just things i never wear and don’t need. http://shop.ebay.com/kerriezee/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25
my favorite suggestions for "ticking people off".
aubreylynna: In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.” Practice making fax and modem noises. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.” Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble...
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. “– (via dirtylittlestylewhore)